The Last Resort (2009)

Drunken bachelorette party in Mexico, what could go wrong? Yeah, didn't see any of this coming.

"Kathleen (Marissa Tait), a bride to be, and her four bridesmaids Sophia (America Olivo, Friday the 13th) Jessica (Arianne Zucker, Days of Our Lives), Beth (Sita Young), and Amber (Paulie Rojas) travel to Mexico in hopes of having a last "hoorah" before the wedding a few weeks away. After partying hard the night before, Sophia splits from the group to pursue Rob (Nick Ballard), a hansom young tourist from the states. The other girls decide to take a tour of the countryside without her, but are robbed and left for dead in a remote rugged terrain. As night falls, the tired and injured girls arrive at an abandon resort and decide to take shelter until morning. When they enter, strange things begin to happen, as the girls become overwhelmed by an unspoken evil that possesses the resort. Back in town, Sophia is worried about her friends and works hard to track them down. After realizing they took a scenic tour, Sophia and Rob do the same, in hopes of finding her lost friends. Sophia and Rob finally discover the resort and attempt to help their friends, but an unspeakable evil has taken control of all who travel to The Resort." Written by Chase Hudson

Some people just don't seem to care how much something sucks do they? Every single one of these actors should have this movie stricken from their resume. America was the only one worth anything, and even then she was better in the Friday the 13th remake. 100% predictable, and totally lame. Even if you could accept everything that was going on, there was no closure to help settle your mind. It was like one horrendously long run-on sentence. I think this was seriously one of the shortest films I've seen in a long time, barely over an hour long? WTF? You mean they didn't have more crappy camera work to fill another twenty minutes or so? Pass. And a shame, I really like the movie art (bikini + bloody knife = potential).

4.2/10

Rated: R
75 mins